i'm writing to thank you for sealing my yard sign three weeks ago. if you hadn't stolen my yard sign, I wouldn't have visited one of our local Obama campaign offices to get a new one. if i hadn't visited the office, i wouldn't have been asked to volunteer for the campaign. but since you did steal my sign, and i did start volunteering for Obama, I got to have one of the most fulfilling experiences of my life these last three weeks.
i've spent time calling folks and knocking on doors (a lot of doors) these last three weeks and met some of the most dedicated, intelligent and passionate people you could ever wish to meet who worked tirelessly for Obama. I am incredibly proud to be a teeny, tiny part of that effort and resolve to never sit on the sidelines of democracy again.
so thank you sign stealer, and also SUCK IT BITCHES 'CAUSE WE WON!!!!